wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
We say “two weeks”
nah son that’s some dungeons & dragons shit
so today we were talking about what would happen to our ashes
and one of my friends was like “where do you want to be buried”
and i was like “uh” because in reality i was like “bury mE STANDING UNDER YOUR WINDOW WITH THE CINDER BLOCK IN HAND”
When a senior you hate is going to graduate:
When you find out that person might go to the same college as you: